person A: "wanna go play dnd"
person B: "sure!"
person A just wants to make out with person B
person B has been candy vanned.
person B: "sure!"
person A just wants to make out with person B
person B has been candy vanned.
by sixset May 12, 2023
The uttermost and ultimate form and display of being sigma male. Widely known for assserting dominance in relationships before they know each other, because van genderen pinned your mother.
Woman 1: look at that shlong, that's gotta be a van genderen
Woman 2: he fugged me this hard, i have proof of vaccination
Woman 2: he fugged me this hard, i have proof of vaccination
A really mean teacher wh gives iss and detentions for breathing wrong and she cant take a joke she stil owes ethean jaimen and peyton candy but she no do.
by SlickCald October 16, 2019
ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
A type of guy who loves country music, kayaking, hockey, and looking at the stars. He also loves to party, have bonfires, and go on long drives. He is kind and smart and, even though he'll drive you crazy, he is always worth spending some time with. If you find a Van de Roovaart, hold him close and love him for all he's worth. You will never regret it.
Are you a Van de Roovaart? I wish I was.
Have you seen Van de Roovart? He is supposed to be playing beer pong.
Have you seen Van de Roovart? He is supposed to be playing beer pong.
by riddlemethis16 January 7, 2016
Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast
by Dudewiththerudecrude November 21, 2021
The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly
by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020