vanessa paradis
vanessa paradis by Elle March 6, 2005
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vanessa Paradis
Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.
vanessa Paradis by SophXxx August 13, 2006
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Vanessa Paradis
She is a beautiful singer with a unique french-pop sound. The song "Joe Le Taxi" was her first single thanks to her Uncle. Along the way to success she starred in a few movies. She occasionally models for big brands, ie: Chanel.
She is involved with Johnny Depp and have two children together, Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John (Jack) Christopher Depp III. They have been together for over nine years but not married.
She is involved with Johnny Depp and have two children together, Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John (Jack) Christopher Depp III. They have been together for over nine years but not married.
Vanessa Paradis by Infinite Nothing April 27, 2008
Vanessa Paradis
An amazing French singer. Known for her classic song "Joe le taxi."
Has a gorgeous family with actor Johnny Depp.
Has a gorgeous family with actor Johnny Depp.
Vanessa Paradis by coeurdefleur February 6, 2010
Vanessa Paradis
One lucky bitch. She has been Johnny Depp's girlfriend since 1998, and they have two kids together. She is a French pop singer (though her voice is horribly childish and annoying) and actress. She is only famous because of her relationship with Johnny Depp. She is a fugly woman with mad pubes, a flat chest, and a tiny and shapeless body. Her face looks like it belongs to a five year old (much like Christina Ricci). She is soooooooooooooo lucky to be with Johnny Depp (who is the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, wittiest, funniest, most talented, generous, and charming man EVER)!!! Vanessa definitely does NOT deserve to be with Him. Johnny has really bad taste in women.
Guy # 1: "Ewwww who's THAT?"
Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."
Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"
Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."
# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"
# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."
# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"
Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."
Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"
Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."
# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"
# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."
# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"
Vanessa Paradis by Johnny Depp is the SEX June 24, 2009
How bout dem knicks?
A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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