vam 

An unfunny, unpopular person who thinks he is incredibly important on the internet when the reality is he isn't.

Dude, who is that vam?

vam by cutensassy July 21, 2011

VAM 

Short for "Vaguely Amusing, Man"

Pronounced using a faux-American accent with particular emphasis placed upon drawling "Man" like a hip teenager

An acronym used to convey the partial to partial-moderate humour value of a previous statement.

Introduced by a select band of Glasgow South-siders who felt that the "lol" had been exhausted and simply did not offer enough variety. It worked fine and dandy if one literally was "laughing out loud" but there were various other occasions when this simply was not the case. To provide an alternative to the use of the "lol", "VAM" is used to suggest a less enthusiastic and active response to the previous words.

Currently being popularised by teenagers in schools across most of Scotland and spreading through niche groups on social networking sites such as Bebo and VamTalk.com.

eg 1

Michael: "Wow! A Dog"

Mark: "VAM"

Michael: "Wow! A Dog on a unicycle"

Mark: "Lol"

eg 2

Michael: "Dude, how lame is 'lol'"

Martin: "I know, lol. It's like it's lame"

Michael: "I know, how about VAM?"

Martin: "Mate, that's a pure lol"

Michael: "I know.... VAM"

eg 3

Michael: "Man, my dog just died after eating a pigeon"

Paul: "Lol"

Michael: "Mate, that's pure bang out so it is"

Paul: "Sorry dude,... VAM?"

Michael: "Better"

eg 4

Andrew: "How do you mis-spell 'van'?"

Michael: "Vam"

eg 5

Michael: "Oh look, a Vaguely Amusing Man"

Jack: "VAM"

eg 5

Michael: "Hey, have you seen the new Rambo?"

John: "Yeh, it was Vambo"

VAM by Beat Master 2.1 March 6, 2010

vam 

An acronym, for the fanfiction pairing of Ville Valo and Bam Margera.

Ville and Bam are the two words used.
Believed to have originated at the __vam community on livejournal.

She's a vam fangirl

Have you seen the new vam story?

vam by The Baki Fangirl December 20, 2004

Vam 

Very
Annoying
Minority

Why won't that damn Vam shut the hell up about how his country is so much better than here....!!!

Vam by Michael Carrillo March 11, 2008

Vam 

Abbreviation. From the spanish word Vamanos, meaning "Let's Go"

Pronounced "Vom"

"C'mon man, this party is lame, let's Vam"

Vam by D MacGeezy July 1, 2007

VAM 

Violence against men

I wanna stop the wage gap with VAM

VAM by InsulinInhaler July 29, 2020

VAM 

Acronym standing for: "Vag, Ass, Mouth". Involves 3 guys and one girl. One guy gets oral sex while the other two double penetrate her.

"So me and two buddies were hanging out with Denise last night, and next thing you know, VAM!"

"That chick totally wanted some VAM"

"Cynthia? Yeah, VAMed her last night.

VAM by 33Marion May 1, 2009