Valerie Cruz

This is the world's and universe's most perfect girl. If some want to say there is no such thing as perfect then this is the closest to perfect there ever was. This girl is sweet, understanding, honest, loyal, the prettiest, the most beautiful, and so on. This girl is someone you don't need to worry about them cheating on you, you don't need to worry about them not liking you for the person you are. They are perfect and everything a guy wants in a girl/woman as their girlfriend and wife. They have no flaws whatsoever and if they think they do their love will look right past them and see them as another reason why he crushes on her so much.

Person 1: whats your girlfriend's name again?
Person 2: Valerie Cruz
Person: Damnn so you got the world's perfect girl huh?
Person:2 yeah.

Valerie Cruz by lameskul (Vale's<3) April 4, 2023

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valerie l cruz

A wonderful person, Deserves wealth and rich. Very intelligent.

I wish I was Valerie l Cruz! She’s an amazing person.

valerie l cruz by Wish I were her <3 November 19, 2020

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a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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