Valentines Lay

The sex you receive on Valentines Day

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...

by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010

Valentine's Lay

The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.

I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.

by CDOC Rahfeer February 14, 2009

Valentinesdaysis

The state of replacing a crappy Valentine who turned you down with an even better person or sibling. Best for when inviting a sister to be your Valentine.

I had to get a new valentinesdaysis since my best friend rejected me.

by TaqtoQat January 31, 2009