A val is someone from the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles County, California.
Vals are known for their "valspeak" (i.e Like Oh my god! Ew gag me with a spoon!) but the majority of them no longer speak this way. They still however have a hint of that dialect by saying "like" in nearly every sentence. Other terms still being used are "dude", "oh my god", "rad" and "totally".
Vals tend to be more down to earth and less egocentric than the kids over the hill.
Vals are known for their "valspeak" (i.e Like Oh my god! Ew gag me with a spoon!) but the majority of them no longer speak this way. They still however have a hint of that dialect by saying "like" in nearly every sentence. Other terms still being used are "dude", "oh my god", "rad" and "totally".
Vals tend to be more down to earth and less egocentric than the kids over the hill.
by zombie818 February 10, 2011
by JAvier October 23, 2004
Name of someone who uses pay to win strategies in video games and who is not particularly good at Super Smash Bros.
by ~FryingPan~ April 26, 2020
by SquidwardsClarinet_ March 21, 2021
The cutest smol lil bean who needs to be protected at all times because the sun won’t shine without him 💕
Val is amazing
by Idkwhatoputherehi June 5, 2018
Val is a very smol nd toll aggressive being that doesn't really come off physically as a threat but will not hesitate to fuck your shit up. She really likes pink and pastel stuff, adores all her friends and will actually die for them. She hates talking about her feelings in fear those won't come to her with their problems because she can't get her own together. Is known for having a really hard time saying no as not to be rude. Acts angeree but ver soft. Get's distracted super easily so she has to be a fast replier otherwise she'll forget and leave you on read for 3 decades. Puts the bi in bitch like no other queer. Is very easy to please, like don't spend money and expensive shit just buy her a a piece of cake or some fussy socks. Has a sweet tooth like no other, not a day goes by she doesn't consume some form of sugar. Knows of other beans such as sammy nd samuel who she'l cut off her face for them if they needed it. She is always horny, will succ. Is typically the mom of the friend group and will do almost any favors they ask from her. Really good at keeping secrets. The female Chris Hansen. Hates being maliciously mean to people, teases a lot but nothing means harm to nobody. Professional advice giver. It doesn't take a lot to scare her. Crys if somebody else is crying because she doesn't like it when people cry.
"Damn, Val leaked his phone number all over omegle" "Didn't he cheat on her friend a few weeks ago"
"Val is so thirsty istfg"
"Val is so thirsty istfg"
by I'm val yeet August 27, 2019