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Vaginasaurus Rex 

A pejorative term I developed in reference to some, heartless and destructive women. From "vagina" referring to the mamalian birth canal and "dinosauria" (conined by Dr. Richard Owen) meaning "fearfully great lizard" The term is meant to convey the epitome of "bitch" potential that some (emphasized) women display.
My friend's ex-girlfriend broke up with him the day after her car fell off the ramps and crushed his legs while he was changing the oil. Now she's dating his mom. What a Vaginasaurus Rex.
Vaginasaurus Rex by Dr. Chris March 3, 2005
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Vaginasaurus Rex 

A pejorative term I developed in reference to some, heartless, destructive, and vindictive women. From "vagina", referring to the mammalian birth canal and "dinosauria" (coined by Dr. Richard Owen) meaning "fearfully great lizard." The term is meant to convey the epitome of "bitch" potential that some (emphasized) women display.
My friend's ex-girlfriend broke up with him the day after her car fell off the ramps and crushed his legs while he was changing the oil. Now she's dating his mom. What a Vaginasaurus Rex.
Vaginasaurus Rex by doctorpinkfreud January 24, 2009

Vaginasaurus Rex 

(Re Jose Mourinho) There's no escaping the fact the man is a very good football manager. Equally, however, there's no escaping the fact he is one of the biggest cunts ever to walk the face of the earth, and I include the Vaginasaurus Rex in that.

Arseblog 25 August 2010
Vaginasaurus Rex by Spacejunk56 August 25, 2010

Vaginasaurus Rex 

AVagina which is huge, has teeth and is a carnivore because it DEVOURS meat of all sorts.

Its diet of "meat" can cause bad breath if unclean
OH mate, look out for her, she gets around and i hear she has a vaginasaurus rex.
Vaginasaurus Rex by kritter0027 April 7, 2011

Vaginasaurus Rex 

1.When someone, male or female, is being an incredible whiny bitch and/or seems like they have so much sand in their vagina;real or presumed, that the Mojave Desert then seems like a sand box.

Their mating call is a sound that comes deep within your throat, is loud; above 80 decibels and you have to wag your tongue back and forth in your mouth to create said noise. Since their nature is to wade in their own self pity, instead of being turned on they reply with "What's wrong with you?" or "You're so fucking gay". And then walk away to go and touch his/herself.
Matt: "Oh whoa is me, my life sucks, I'm going to go and drink all day because no one likes me. I hate my job and I just want to kill myself."

Greg: "Dude, you're such a Vaginasaurus Rex"

vagina-saurus-rex 

A vagina that seems bad-ass but in actuality, it just scavenges for sloppy seconds.
I was so drunk I almost got devoured by a vagina-saurus-rex. Thankfully, she was distracted by the guy twitching in the corner.
vagina-saurus-rex by DP Michigan October 21, 2010

vagasaurus rex 

the greatest of all the ginasaurs.
John, quit being a vagasaurus rex, and go get that bitches number. FAG!
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