A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the
opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to
shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of
getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.