We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.
"That man is so deep in his vagina canyon he will never get out"
Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
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The Canyon Vagina is the typical BBW Vagina form, being molded by a generous, plane mons veneris. Due to the plus size body type of a female, she often has meatier, bigger outer labias and petite inner ones, creating a magnificent view of a tiny, outstanding pussy engulfed in a majestic, cavernous canyon of pure lust when she spreads her legs.
"Her canyon vagina is an as mesmerizing beauty of nature as the grand canyon, making me want to spend my vacation nowhere else."
"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand