vag tease

a guy or girl who enjoys teasing a female by promising sexual acts, talking about sexual acts, touching on the vag or simply licking their lips like ll cool j does and looking down at their pussy - but never following through.

"oh yeah. i invited that dude to my house the other night but after i undressed he said he wasn't ready for sex. what a fucking vag tease"
"i was at the lesbian bar and this girl was grinding against my pussy and when i asked her for her number, she told me she was straight. that girl is straight alright. a straight up vag tease"

vag tease by BEELEE January 29, 2009

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vag tease

A male who says what he is going to do to you sexually, or let you do to him, or reminds you of what the two of you did years ago, or asks what your favorite position is, or says what the two of you should have done years ago and didn't, and sexts all of the above, without actually letting you have sex with him. Self cock-blocking.

Paul has sent me text messages all day saying that he'd rather be fucking me, but really he's a vag tease because he won't come over here and do it.

vag tease by TangerineDreams April 27, 2011

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Vag tease

Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.

He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...

Vag tease by Hpodity March 26, 2010

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vag tease

A girl that is hot but really isnt puttin out.

''That girl is soo hot''
''Dont even try shes a total vag tease''.

vag tease by Fucking bitchhhhhhhhh October 24, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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