Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.

girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?

by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 04, 2011

vag bag

when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.

Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.

by anonymous January 29, 2005

Vag bag

When a female leaves a camel-toe imprint on yo fo-head! (the female version of a tea-bag)

he felt a warm wetness- and a blinding flash jerked him awake in time to realize he just got his picture taken with a vag bag... just then he understood the importance of not passing out first at parties...

by SunnyD81 September 09, 2006

Vag-Bag

The act of a woman tea-bagging anyone on any FPS (First Person Shooters)

"Dude,your girlfriend just Vag-Bagged me in Halo 3"

by TonyVee January 27, 2010

Vag bag

1. (Directed toward males) Meaning to stop acting overly insensitive.

2. (Directed toward females) Meaning to constantly use her period as a way to rant.

1. Johnny was upset that he wasn't able to go to the concert so he whined and pouted like a vag bag.

2. Melissa always seems to act like a vag bag when ever family is around.

by Jalapeno Flavor August 16, 2010

vag bag

a person acting like a faggot

"Erin stop being such a vag bag"

by Eleanor June 21, 2004

vag bag

1. a substitute for the word "douche" or "douche bag"
2. a cool way to say "douche" or "douche bag"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"

EXAMPLE ONE:
emma: excuse me, i have to use a vag bag

EXAMPLE TWO:
matt: god, you are such a douche!
james: well, you are a VAG BAG
matt: you are too cool for school

by blizair May 15, 2008