vaccum cleaner

A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind her and right when she leasts expects it, he grabs her arms and pushes her around the room on her face.

God damn, last night the bitch wouldn't cook me dinner, so when we were about to fuck, i gave her the ol' vaccum cleaner!

by NICK ELLE September 16, 2008

vaccum cleaner

She's the kinda girl that makes your toes go pop.

"that girl Sheila is a bonifide vaccum cleaner.

by dARTANYON July 18, 2006

West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.

Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.

by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010

vacuum cleaner man

Man who wants to inspect your tits.

Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.

by Your moms face May 18, 2014

I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner

a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey

-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"

by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010

reverse vacuum cleaner

A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.

Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!

Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?

Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!

Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!

by The Matress Giant December 19, 2011

vacuum cleaner 3000

when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.

“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”

“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”

by freakygaygirl101 January 30, 2021