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VSCO Point System 

Block Letters +2pts
Globe +2pts
Scrunchies +2pts
Puka Shell Necklace +2pts
Friendship Bracelets +2pts (+1pt extra for attached to Hydro flask)
Succulents +2pts
Painted Rocks +2pts
Altoids +2pts
Chapsticks +2pts
Polaroid +3pts
Reusable Straw +3pts (+1pt extra for foldable metal one)
Painted Jeans +3pts
Scented Candles +3pts
Rainbow Tinted Sunglasses +3pts
Chalkboard +3pts
Bead Bracelets +3pts
Starbucks +3pts
Birkenstock’s +4pts
Crocs +4pts
Checkered Vans +4pts
IPhone +4pts
Phone Case with Stickers +4pts
Ukuleles +4pts

Hydro flask +4pts (+1pt extra for every sticker)
Messy Bed +4pts (+1pt for each throw pillow)
Messy Bun +4pts
Painted Cartoons +4pts
Record Player +5pts
Apple Watch +5pts
VSCO Account +10pts (+3pts if link is in Instagram Bio)
TikTok Account (with posts) +10pts

Oversized T-shirt so it looks like you’re not wearing pants +10pts
VSCO Boyfriend +20pts
My VSCO score is 150 points!
The VSCO point system is so accurate.
VSCO Point System by ToriandMax September 17, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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