Visible Fart Theory. You know how when it's cold out and you have a scarf over your face but you can still see your breath? VFT is a theory that when you fart outside in the cold that you can see a puff, if you're wearing thin enough pants. Until I actually see it for myself, it's still only a theory.

There was someone walking behind me last winter. It was so cold I was afraid to fart because of VFT.

VFT by GHPCnut October 12, 2011

Related Words

VFT • vfta • VFTP • vftt68gyuy • VFTW

VFT

Vibes for today

Niki what's the vft?

VFT by Unknown.1945 June 5, 2020

VFT

Valuable Fucking Time

Look Harry shut up, I need to leave now you're waisting vft

VFT by Audio948 June 22, 2019

VFT

VFT means VijayFansTrends.VFT is Baap Of All Trend Pages! Brand VFT💥. They only spread Positivity unlike others stars trend pages & sometimes there sarcasm post are 🔥😂

Dei aamai fans ethana thadava da VFT kitta serupaddi vangivinga ?

VFT by James Durairaj March 2, 2021

VFTW

VFTW is an acronym for Vote For The Worst. VFTW is a group of over-weight middle aged men and women who spend the large part of their days stalking people half their age. They research, follow and stalk American Idol contestants who are in their teens and twenties. The average VFTW moderator is 40 plus years old. The group ignores their own families in order to gossip about the daily life of the idol contestants. They even set up Ustreams and chat rooms to do so. Sadly these people have no lives of their own.

Who is that fat pig sitting over there by the computer?
It must be someone by VFTW!!

VFTW by VFTW part II January 3, 2010

vfta

abbreviation for: vegan for the animals

person 1: i'm going on a date with this vegan later, just to let you know.

person 2: Yeah, u told me about it, are you already shaved? I heard he's vfta.
person 1: Daamn ur right I almost forgot!!

vfta by ilfaitchaud July 1, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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