VFT

Very Fuckable Titties!

Damn Fia gets all of the guys cause of her VFT.

by Mexy$A$ May 27, 2019

VFT

Visible Fart Theory. You know how when it's cold out and you have a scarf over your face but you can still see your breath? VFT is a theory that when you fart outside in the cold that you can see a puff, if you're wearing thin enough pants. Until I actually see it for myself, it's still only a theory.

There was someone walking behind me last winter. It was so cold I was afraid to fart because of VFT.

by GHPCnut October 12, 2011

VFT

Vibes for today

Niki what's the vft?

by Unknown.1945 June 5, 2020

VFT

Valuable Fucking Time

Look Harry shut up, I need to leave now you're waisting vft

by Audio948 June 22, 2019

VFT

VFT means VijayFansTrends.VFT is Baap Of All Trend Pages! Brand VFT💥. They only spread Positivity unlike others stars trend pages & sometimes there sarcasm post are 🔥😂

Dei aamai fans ethana thadava da VFT kitta serupaddi vangivinga ?

by James Durairaj March 2, 2021

VFTW

VFTW is an acronym for Vote For The Worst. VFTW is a group of over-weight middle aged men and women who spend the large part of their days stalking people half their age. They research, follow and stalk American Idol contestants who are in their teens and twenties. The average VFTW moderator is 40 plus years old. The group ignores their own families in order to gossip about the daily life of the idol contestants. They even set up Ustreams and chat rooms to do so. Sadly these people have no lives of their own.

Who is that fat pig sitting over there by the computer?
It must be someone by VFTW!!

by VFTW part II January 3, 2010

vfta

abbreviation for: vegan for the animals

person 1: i'm going on a date with this vegan later, just to let you know.

person 2: Yeah, u told me about it, are you already shaved? I heard he's vfta.
person 1: Daamn ur right I almost forgot!!

by ilfaitchaud July 1, 2019