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valorant player

A type of gamer that has never touched grass nor touched a women in their life and 99.99% chance he never will. Plays Valorant for at least 12 hours a day even tho he hates the actual game almost as much as himself. He would rather be tortured to death than talk to a person he doesn't know.
"Son how is your CSGO career going?"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"
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Valorant player

Valorant players are just a bunch of fat ass people who sits all day infront of the screen and they rarely leave their room to eat or to take a shower
Look at him is a valorant player, probably showered a week ago
Valorant player by Adoniabith December 14, 2021

Valorant Player

A valorant player is normally a fat ass that would flex his rank if he is merely 10 Rr above you. It is rare for them to take a shower and they don't like going outside.
Wow, he is a Valorant Player. I can smell him from here ew.

Valorant player

A homophobic sexist with zero zest and zero life
eww gross I heard Sean is a Valorant player
Valorant player by Potato pete July 21, 2023

Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER
Valorant player by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026