vagtardo 

a person so stupid that they cant control their own twat

"DUDE THAT CHICK WAS SUCH A VAGTARDO LASTNIGHT"

vagtardo by MARSABOO August 22, 2011

Vagtard 

A retarded Vagina.

Celsius is a vagtard.

Vagtard by anto_capone October 1, 2010

vagardon 

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.

When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon

vagardon by Richard December 13, 2004

vagtard 

An individual who becomes temporarily dumb struck when presented with a vagina

Billy saw my vagina last night and beat it with a stick. He is such a vagtard.

vagtard by Skink 73 July 5, 2011