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Vaginasaurus Rex 

A pejorative term I developed in reference to some, heartless and destructive women. From "vagina" referring to the mamalian birth canal and "dinosauria" (conined by Dr. Richard Owen) meaning "fearfully great lizard" The term is meant to convey the epitome of "bitch" potential that some (emphasized) women display.
My friend's ex-girlfriend broke up with him the day after her car fell off the ramps and crushed his legs while he was changing the oil. Now she's dating his mom. What a Vaginasaurus Rex.
Vaginasaurus Rex by Dr. Chris March 3, 2005
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Vaginasaurus Rex 

A pejorative term I developed in reference to some, heartless, destructive, and vindictive women. From "vagina", referring to the mammalian birth canal and "dinosauria" (coined by Dr. Richard Owen) meaning "fearfully great lizard." The term is meant to convey the epitome of "bitch" potential that some (emphasized) women display.
My friend's ex-girlfriend broke up with him the day after her car fell off the ramps and crushed his legs while he was changing the oil. Now she's dating his mom. What a Vaginasaurus Rex.

Vaginasaurus Rex 

(Re Jose Mourinho) There's no escaping the fact the man is a very good football manager. Equally, however, there's no escaping the fact he is one of the biggest cunts ever to walk the face of the earth, and I include the Vaginasaurus Rex in that.

Arseblog 25 August 2010
Vaginasaurus Rex by Spacejunk56 August 25, 2010

Vaginasaurus Rex 

AVagina which is huge, has teeth and is a carnivore because it DEVOURS meat of all sorts.

Its diet of "meat" can cause bad breath if unclean
OH mate, look out for her, she gets around and i hear she has a vaginasaurus rex.

Vaginasaurus Rex 

1.When someone, male or female, is being an incredible whiny bitch and/or seems like they have so much sand in their vagina;real or presumed, that the Mojave Desert then seems like a sand box.

Their mating call is a sound that comes deep within your throat, is loud; above 80 decibels and you have to wag your tongue back and forth in your mouth to create said noise. Since their nature is to wade in their own self pity, instead of being turned on they reply with "What's wrong with you?" or "You're so fucking gay". And then walk away to go and touch his/herself.

Matt: "Oh whoa is me, my life sucks, I'm going to go and drink all day because no one likes me. I hate my job and I just want to kill myself."

Greg: "Dude, you're such a Vaginasaurus Rex"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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