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vagina syndrome

usually when a friend or family member acts like a bitch may be refered to as habib
fuckin habib you and your damn vagina syndrome grow some balls
by Muhammed allah the great October 3, 2008
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Vagina syndrome

a rare condition where a male human being has been a pussy for so long that he actually grows a vagina!
by Danlucier July 11, 2025
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Cyber Vagina Syndrome

A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.
Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.
by blprog June 15, 2010
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SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome)

A situation or state in which a person(s) has constant irritability or is possessed of a short temper for no apparent reason.
After B-Red jumped on my case about the color of my shoelaces, I made the statement: "B-Red must have gone to the beach yesterday because he has a serious case of SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome) today."
by Melissa C September 5, 2008
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Restless Vagina Syndrome

or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"
Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.
by RebeccaLynne July 13, 2007
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Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

sex vagina nocturnal awake
by Rpt93 November 28, 2012
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This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.
empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.
by chevyman24 June 19, 2010
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