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V.A.T.S. 

Also see: V.A.N.S.
Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System used in Fallout Games.
Person 1: I Can't hit him!
Person 2: Use V.A.T.S., dumbass.

V.A.T.S.-ing 

A term used simply to say that you are going to go blow some guy's head off in Fallout 3.
"Hey, i'm gonna go V.A.T.S.-ing near Galaxy News Radio, be back around 5."
V.A.T.S.-ing by maxatron January 11, 2009

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. 

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.
(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.
R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

V.A.N.S. 

Also see: V.A.T.S.
Vault-Tec Assisted Navigational System
Person 1: How did you get past Boston? It's impossible to find a way out
Person 2: V.A.N.S.
Violent Shit Attack--Painfull stomach cramps followed by a shock and awe campaign unleashed on an unsuspecting toilet.

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My stomach was in knots I knew I had to find a toilet fast otherwise I would unleash a V.S.A. in my underwear.
V.S.A by VTJohnny April 8, 2007
Violent Shit Attack--Painfull stomach cramps followed by a shock and awe campaign unleashed on an unsuspecting toilet.

diarreah uncontollable ass spasm spray mud violent diarreah reah
My stomach was in knots I knew I had to find a toilet fast otherwise I would unleash a V.S.A. in my underwear.
V.S.A by VTJohnny April 8, 2007