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UTAS stands for Up The Ass Syndrome. It's when someone is constantly following you around, always up under you, not letting you breathe, not giving you space.
I'm sorry I couldn't come over last night. My girl was giving me a serious case of UTAS!

What's the matter? Is Jerry UTASsing you to death?
UTAS by Tim Laurence February 14, 2008
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Form of YITAS meaning U Took A Shit. Also see ITASOY. You may also say UFTAS, meaning U Fucking Took a Shit.
Person #1: Dammit! Wut the hell happened in here?
Person #2: UFTAS you bastard!
UTAS by uftas pwnage July 19, 2005
a distinctly Batangueno word from the Philippines; it means laughing so hard you just can't stop for at least a minute straight because it's just really really funny.
There are just some moments that are so beyond the usual LOLs, ROFLs and LMAOs, that you have to use the word 'utas'.
HAHAHAHAHAHA UTAS. Dude, stop it. You're killing me, man. Utas talaga! =))
utas by yungasosatabi August 3, 2012
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