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UTAS stands for Up The Ass Syndrome. It's when someone is constantly following you around, always up under you, not letting you breathe, not giving you space.
I'm sorry I couldn't come over last night. My girl was giving me a serious case of UTAS!

What's the matter? Is Jerry UTASsing you to death?
UTAS by Tim Laurence February 14, 2008
Form of YITAS meaning U Took A Shit. Also see ITASOY. You may also say UFTAS, meaning U Fucking Took a Shit.
Person #1: Dammit! Wut the hell happened in here?
Person #2: UFTAS you bastard!
UTAS by uftas pwnage July 19, 2005
a distinctly Batangueno word from the Philippines; it means laughing so hard you just can't stop for at least a minute straight because it's just really really funny.
There are just some moments that are so beyond the usual LOLs, ROFLs and LMAOs, that you have to use the word 'utas'.
HAHAHAHAHAHA UTAS. Dude, stop it. You're killing me, man. Utas talaga! =))
utas by yungasosatabi August 3, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026