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UrinatingTree
A fucking hilarious YouTuber who talks about the failures of several sports franchises and even some sports organizations. Usually referring to them as "lolcows" he usually lampoons teams for their numerous fuck ups. Another popular series of his is his hater's guide series. He is a must watch for anyone who likes sports. Also is obsessed with SeatGeek
"Did you see UrinatingTree's video on the Red Wings?
"Yeah man he ripped them to shreds!"
"I know. He's brilliant
"Yeah man he ripped them to shreds!"
"I know. He's brilliant
UrinatingTree by Adam buckley May 7, 2018
UrinatingTree
A Yinzer who makes YouTube content involving hockey, football, and sometimes basketball franchises. Most famous for his "Lolcow", "Days of Our Steelers" and "This Week In Sportsball" videos.
The fucking Penguins, man. If there's anyone to say those words, it has to be the dumpster fire observing UrinatingTree ready to eat a bag of shit.
UrinatingTree by YinzerTree88 January 1, 2019
Echo-urination
The act of peeing with a thunderous noise, often with the bathroom door open, in order to communicate with someone.
"Yo Mike, whats he doing with the door open?"
"He's using echo-urination"
"How'd you know about the split-up?"
"Rashad told me by echo-urination"
"He's using echo-urination"
"How'd you know about the split-up?"
"Rashad told me by echo-urination"
Echo-urination by Tyroniqua April 28, 2013
Post-Masturbatorial Urination
The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.
Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.
Post-Masturbatorial Urination by Anusfist69 December 9, 2008
Urination Congregation
Ashley- Sara I have to go pee come with me!
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.
Urination Congregation by Dan Delli Bovi February 12, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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