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ur dad lesbian lol

One of the most devastating roasts ever invented, designed to bring terror upon its victims and end their will to live
Karl: Lmao you suck john
John: no u
Karl: ur mom gay lol
John: *cries*
Karl: hah nerd
John: wait a second
John: ur dad lesbian lol
Karl: *Has a stroke and fucking dies*
ur dad lesbian lol by LilWaffleTwat September 22, 2018

ur dad lesbian lol

ur dadd lesbian lol will end ur carreer lol and is a deadly verbal desease (causing suicide)
xX_Nibbagamerz_Xx: ur dad lesbian lol
Me: looks for tall cliff*

ur dad lesbian lol

The comeback for when somebody says ur mom gay lol. This will counter them and end their useless life.
Some gay bloke: “Oi, ur mom gay lol
Me: ur dad lesbian lol

Some gay bloke: *dies*
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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