The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.
Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*
by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 20, 2018
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The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.
1: Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: No u
1: Ur sisters a mister
2: Ur brothers a mother
1: Ur grandpap a trap
2: don't make me fucking say it
1: do it you won't
2: ur family tree LGBT
*World explodes, 1 is sent to purgatory for the rest of eternity*
by DOOONKEH June 9, 2018
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The absolute limit of terrible insults. No insult can get any worse than this no matter the circumstances. This insult is so powerful the second it leaves your lips all of existence, including other univeses and dimensions unknown to us, gets automatically thrown into an Armageddon full of suffering and torture, a fate worse than death. Any previous insult is microscopic is comparison and in no way whatsoever should this ever be used. This is humanities greatest threat. The fabric of reality breaks down with each time this is said.
Cameron: Ha loser ur mom gay.
Dawson: no u. Ur dad lesbian.
C: No u. Ur granny tranny.
D: No u. Ur grandpap a trap
C: NO U. UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Universe:Dies
Everything else that ever existed: Dies
by ActuallyGodForReal March 20, 2018
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The imortal god of “ur” jokes

WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY

AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD
Joe: u smell like butt

Jim: no u

Joe: ur mom gay
Jim: ur sister a mister

Joe: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*Jim dies of eternal suffering and herpes and other stds, face implodes with the rest of his body
by Imtheurjokegod February 19, 2019
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The imortal brethren of the “ur...” jokes DO NOT USE LIGHTLY YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE SEVERE PTSD THEY CAN DIE IN STANTLY IF THEY ARE A NORMIE
Joe: u smell like ass
Jim: ur mom gay

Joe: ur dad lesbian

Jim: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*joe dies of herpes and other stds, legs explode, then face implodes then the rest of his body!!!! Fucking dies!!!!
by Imtheurjokegod February 20, 2019
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One of the worst, most downright, twisted comebacks known to human kind. can only be countered by "No U" and "Ur nazi buzzy".
Josh: Ur mom gae
Daniel: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur Granny Tranny
Daniel: Ur uncky Funky
Josh: Ur Sister a mister
Daniel: * Falls to his knees* I am sorry...... UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!!!
Josh: Ur- NANI?! *Banish to th Realm of Darkness*
by Slashthenight October 24, 2018
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Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. No u
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. *falls to knees*
1. Ur family tree LGBT
2. *Banished to shadow realm*
by Zigtec March 20, 2018
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