UofT
University of Toronto, a kick-ass university in Canada. No other university even comes close...maybe McGill, but that's it.
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Theres a reason they call Harvard the Uoft of the South.
The Univesity's so good that TMU students try to sneak into our libraries. Despite that UofT students are socially dead from all the cramming they do but the club scene is always active (having a whopping +1000 clubs and organizations ranging from Nature clubs, Ski clubs, and Archery Clubs to Model UN, Moot, and Student Unions).
Theres a reason they call Harvard the Uoft of the South.
The Univesity's so good that TMU students try to sneak into our libraries. Despite that UofT students are socially dead from all the cramming they do but the club scene is always active (having a whopping +1000 clubs and organizations ranging from Nature clubs, Ski clubs, and Archery Clubs to Model UN, Moot, and Student Unions).
Father: Son where did you apply for college?
Son: I applied to UTD, Harvard, and UofT and got into Harvard and UofT.
Father: I'm so proud of you son. Which are you choosing?
Son: I wish I got into the prestigious UTD but UofT Duhhh. They call Harvard the UofT of the south. Harvard aint no UofT!
Father: You're Damn Right Son!
Son: I applied to UTD, Harvard, and UofT and got into Harvard and UofT.
Father: I'm so proud of you son. Which are you choosing?
Son: I wish I got into the prestigious UTD but UofT Duhhh. They call Harvard the UofT of the south. Harvard aint no UofT!
Father: You're Damn Right Son!
UofT by HornyFrenchHorn August 11, 2025
UofT Time
Basically a little time zone at the University of Toronto, where if something says it starts at a certain time, it *actually* starts 10 minutes later.
- Timetable says class starts at 10:00am. It *really* starts at 10:10am. (I.e., it starts at 10:10am in UofT time)
- Event starts 7:00pm. Consider yourself early if you show up before 7:10pm.
- Event starts 7:00pm. Consider yourself early if you show up before 7:10pm.
UofT Time by werdnasknad December 14, 2011
UofTears
The "Harvard of the North." A nickname for the University of Toronto that students use among themselves. UofT is dubbed UofTears because people are always stressed and care more about their GPAs and assignment deadlines than their mental or physical health and social lives.
"I go to UofTears"
UofTears by Academic Victim March 8, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026