UofT

University of Toronto, a kick-ass university in Canada. No other university even comes close...maybe McGill, but that's it.

UofT kicks York's ass

UofT by sphinx_ April 10, 2007

UofT

#1 SCHOOL, WE THE BEST ACADEMICS, DJ WOODIN (University of Toronto President)

Theres a reason they call Harvard the Uoft of the South.

The Univesity's so good that TMU students try to sneak into our libraries. Despite that UofT students are socially dead from all the cramming they do but the club scene is always active (having a whopping +1000 clubs and organizations ranging from Nature clubs, Ski clubs, and Archery Clubs to Model UN, Moot, and Student Unions).

Father: Son where did you apply for college?
Son: I applied to UTD, Harvard, and UofT and got into Harvard and UofT.

Father: I'm so proud of you son. Which are you choosing?
Son: I wish I got into the prestigious UTD but UofT Duhhh. They call Harvard the UofT of the south. Harvard aint no UofT!
Father: You're Damn Right Son!

UofT by HornyFrenchHorn August 11, 2025

UofT Time

Basically a little time zone at the University of Toronto, where if something says it starts at a certain time, it *actually* starts 10 minutes later.

- Timetable says class starts at 10:00am. It *really* starts at 10:10am. (I.e., it starts at 10:10am in UofT time)

- Event starts 7:00pm. Consider yourself early if you show up before 7:10pm.

UofT Time by werdnasknad December 14, 2011

UofTears

The "Harvard of the North." A nickname for the University of Toronto that students use among themselves. UofT is dubbed UofTears because people are always stressed and care more about their GPAs and assignment deadlines than their mental or physical health and social lives.

"I go to UofTears"

UofTears by Academic Victim March 8, 2024