University of Toronto, a kick-ass university in Canada. No other university even comes close...maybe McGill, but that's it.
by sphinx_ April 10, 2007

Basically a little time zone at the University of Toronto, where if something says it starts at a certain time, it *actually* starts 10 minutes later.
- Timetable says class starts at 10:00am. It *really* starts at 10:10am. (I.e., it starts at 10:10am in UofT time)
- Event starts 7:00pm. Consider yourself early if you show up before 7:10pm.
- Event starts 7:00pm. Consider yourself early if you show up before 7:10pm.
by werdnasknad December 14, 2011

#1 SCHOOL, WE THE BEST ACADEMICS, DJ WOODIN (University of Toronto President)
Theres a reason they call Harvard the Uoft of the South.
The Univesity's so good that TMU students try to sneak into our libraries. Despite that UofT students are socially dead from all the cramming they do but the club scene is always active (having a whopping +1000 clubs and organizations ranging from Nature clubs, Ski clubs, and Archery Clubs to Model UN, Moot, and Student Unions).
Theres a reason they call Harvard the Uoft of the South.
The Univesity's so good that TMU students try to sneak into our libraries. Despite that UofT students are socially dead from all the cramming they do but the club scene is always active (having a whopping +1000 clubs and organizations ranging from Nature clubs, Ski clubs, and Archery Clubs to Model UN, Moot, and Student Unions).
Father: Son where did you apply for college?
Son: I applied to UTD, Harvard, and UofT and got into Harvard and UofT.
Father: I'm so proud of you son. Which are you choosing?
Son: I wish I got into the prestigious UTD but UofT Duhhh. They call Harvard the UofT of the south. Harvard aint no UofT!
Father: You're Damn Right Son!
Son: I applied to UTD, Harvard, and UofT and got into Harvard and UofT.
Father: I'm so proud of you son. Which are you choosing?
Son: I wish I got into the prestigious UTD but UofT Duhhh. They call Harvard the UofT of the south. Harvard aint no UofT!
Father: You're Damn Right Son!
by HornyFrenchHorn August 11, 2025
