Unsex

The act of sticking your penis into a pregnant woman's vagina (preferably sooner rather than later for more ease), and using it as a vacuum to get rid of the fertilised egg. Often a last resort when no contraception was used, and abortions are out of the picture.

Michael: Dude, I banged her so hard the other night, I came inside. It was great.
John: WOAH! Is she on the pill then?
Michael: Nah, I unsexed her the next day.

Linda: What can I do to get rid of the baby?
Doctor: If you can't afford an abortion, you can get your boyfriend to unsex you instead.

Unsex by Leave-Me-Alone January 14, 2015

Unsex

The opposite of sexin. It is known to make people shorter. If some people were to have sex, their sexin levels would go through the roof. They would need unsex to bring it back down. To make it easier, cigarette companies started shoving unsex in their cigarettes. This is why people smoke after sex.

Look how short that midget is! his parents must be full of unsex to make him that short!

Unsex by LordBFG April 28, 2008

you don't won. expect the unexpected 

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

you don't won. expect the unexpected by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA by Flash Slash June 24, 2019

unsee juice

when something is so cursed you drink this

person: OH GOD I WISH I HAD NEVER SAW THIS *drinks unsee juice*

unsee juice by BRUHMOMENT694201337 May 14, 2020

Unexpectedly 

It’s an adverb and it means in a way that was not expected, anticipated or foreseen. So if something happens totally out of the blue, then it happens unexpectedly.

When offered a second helping of pie Malcolm unexpectedly declined.

Unexpectedly by AKACroatalin December 8, 2016

can't unsee 

When you see something so disturbing you want to forget the sight of it, but you can't. Your brain is permanently scarred.

I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup the other day and now I can't unsee it. It's burned into my brain!

can't unsee by OntologicallyUneek June 2, 2014