university of arizona

The best university in Arizona, located in Tucson. Top rated for programs in Optical Engineering, Physics, Astronomy, Nursing, Geosciences, Anthropology etc. Far better then that loser good for nothing party school called ASU.

I went to the University of Arizona, Brian went to ASU and he is a loser

university of arizona by Arizonian January 4, 2007

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University of Arizona

The best and ONLY university in Arizona in every aspect. Nothing can compete (especially ASU) in terms of education, parties, girls etc...

-Dude where are you going to college?
-I think Arizona State.
-Aw sucks to be you, I'm going to a real school.
-Oh yea? Which one?
-University of Arizona

University of Arizona by azkid December 19, 2008

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unniversity of arizona

Dirty school located in Tucson Arizona. This school is also commonly called the university of North Mexico or the university of Immigrants. Most people go there just to party, it's actully shit at acedemics. Alumni suck if you want to be poor and living on the streets then just go to the U of A. Jimmy Tatro is a fucking horseshit actor and he can suck my dick.

Man you go to the unniversity of arizona, that must fuckin blow

unniversity of arizona by UASUCKSDICK March 2, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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