Unicorn Mayonaise 

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

Unicorn Mayonaise by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

Unicorn Mayonnaise 

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.

When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.

Unicorn Mayonnaise by Blargdragon April 22, 2006