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The upper class of the equestrian world. Because of their magical powers and sociopathic tendencies, they are typically land owners, government officials, and general rich, pompous douche bags. They often look down on and exploit the other species- most especially the ponies. Because of their arrogant, self centered nature, and frequent impotence on the part of the male, they have a high divorce rate and combined with the likelihood of being hunted down by goblins for their magical horn, consequently low population- much to the relief of the other species.
That unicorn paid the police to evict all the ponies from their land. I hope he's hunted down by goblins.
by BS234 March 19, 2015
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A unicorn is somebody who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.
"I'm a unicorn, or a bicorn." - Brittany S. Pierce

Kurt Hummel is a unicorn.
by klainevines September 27, 2011
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A person who seems mythically beautiful and unattainable.
I'd had a crush since I was 13; she was my unicorn.
by S.I. Cake June 08, 2005
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A unicorn is a mystical creature with a colorful series of patterns on there body and in there hair. they have there own secret lands and language. hehehehehe. they have magical powers and spread good vibes along with dreams. they also travel in packs and can fly!!๐Ÿฆ„
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The most badass, rainbow colored, ancient, immortal ancestor of the narwhals, who descended from heaven in whale form to watch over us. If found in it's TRUE FORM, it can be used as a vibrator, condom, wallet, Donald Trunp replacement, flying fuck that you won't give, wipes your ass, goes through walls, calls people, mp3 playah, sword, and computer.
Dude: Hey, I'm to tired for sex today, so why not just masturbate or something?

Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn

Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?

Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes
by The Masturbating Hand November 15, 2015
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A unicorn is a extremely attractive man/woman who is dating someone who is way less than average looking. The term unicorn is used to describe it because, 1) it was some magical/mythical shit they got together. 2) there is no way it will ever happen again (once in a lifetime type thing) 3) the extremely less than average looking one will never do anything to lose his/her unicorn.
That's a unicorn
by Ms. MAS March 10, 2015
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