The most badass, rainbow colored, ancient, immortal ancestor of the narwhals, who descended from heaven in whale form to watch over us. If found in it's TRUE FORM, it can be used as a vibrator, condom, wallet, Donald Trunp replacement, flying fuck that you won't give, wipes your ass, goes through walls, calls people, mp3 playah, sword, and computer.
Dude: Hey, I'm to tired for sex today, so why not just masturbate or something?

Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn

Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?

Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes
by The Masturbating Hand November 15, 2015
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Somebody who steals your heart, the apple of your eye. It doesn't matter if they know who you are or not: you know them. They are your everything and you just hope that one day, they will love you just as you love them.
by WishingWell25 November 13, 2014
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A unicorn is an individual that has all of the ideals and qualities that you are looking for in another human. Like the mystical horned creature, you may never see one of these in person, only in dreams.
I met this guy I thought was a unicorn but turns out he is ___ (insert appropriate word).
by Native_Enimga December 07, 2009
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A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.
"Look at the unicorn buying the X-Men comics"
by Bubble Shoot October 24, 2011
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A mythical creature, typically one you meet out and get along with perfectly, your ideal, yet fail to get a number from. And without a moments notice they are gone.
You: Damn, that girl/guy was everything I am looking for.
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!
by topher730 November 10, 2014
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A bisexual, single, sexually adventurous female, typically in the swinger community. She often will swing alone, with couples, singles, groups, and both partners.
Hey, I went to a swinger party last night and there was a girl there who was hot, bi, and did everything. She was an amazing unicorn, man.
by Miss80five October 21, 2017
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