A unicorn is a mystical creature with a colorful series of patterns on there body and in there hair. they have there own secret lands and language. hehehehehe. they have magical powers and spread good vibes along with dreams. they also travel in packs and can fly!!🦄
by londonon March 16, 2017
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A unicorn is somebody who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.
"I'm a unicorn, or a bicorn." - Brittany S. Pierce

Kurt Hummel is a unicorn.
by klainevines September 27, 2011
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A one-horned goat kind thing 4-year-old girls are all obsessed about and when they find out they don't really exist they throw a 2-month tantrum thinking that they are gonna come out of the toilet and take them to fairy princess land.
4-year-old girl: mom I can't wait to go to school and find a unicorn

mom: unicorns don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you don't throw a temper tantrum

4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
by ghostcarrotunicorn May 25, 2020
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Something that doesn’t exist and the myth was created when someone dropped an ice cream cone on a pony.
Oops! There goes my ice cream!
Oh look it’s a unicorn!
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A unicorn is a magical animal that can only be seen by the purest of the pure-hearted. Ancient accounts suggest that unicorns look like a horse with a spiraled horn protruding from the middle of its forehead. Not to be confused with a Pegasus.

Unicorns are majestic creatures, and some say that from one touch of their horn, they can heal anything.

A more modern twist to the mythological beast is that unicorns can fly without wings. Instead, they are propelled by the rainbows they fart out. They have been known to sneeze skittles and poop ice cream, and eat anything with sugar in it.

A unicorn must never be captured, as when it is, it turns into something looking like a large, orange, slimy object with one eye and a toupee. If this happens, it means that the unicorn has lost all their magical abilities and their will to live, along with their beauty and their brains, so they are basically a lump o slime and nothing else.
Luckily, as the purest or the pure-hearted never do such things, this has never happened, but if you do see someone attempting to push a large, neighing, invisible mass into a cage, then please stop them, as it is debated that the capture of a unicorn will lead to the destruction of humanity.
Some believe that Donald Trump is a captured unicorn.
If you see a flying horse with a horn pooping rainbows, it is probably a unicorn.
by LittleMissLily May 07, 2017
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The upper class of the equestrian world. Because of their magical powers and sociopathic tendencies, they are typically land owners, government officials, and general rich, pompous douche bags. They often look down on and exploit the other species- most especially the ponies. Because of their arrogant, self centered nature, and frequent impotence on the part of the male, they have a high divorce rate and combined with the likelihood of being hunted down by goblins for their magical horn, consequently low population- much to the relief of the other species.
That unicorn paid the police to evict all the ponies from their land. I hope he's hunted down by goblins.
by BS234 March 19, 2015
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A woman who gives you sex so amazing you speak in tongues and forget what planet you live on. The average adult male will only come across 2 to 3 unicorns in his lifetime. It is highly suggested you grab the horn tight and don't let go!
Lauren fucked me so good last night I forgot how to speak English for 3 hours. She is most definitely a unicorn.
by DC42182 December 05, 2013
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