A magical animal with a horn. This horn grants many wishes and sparkles. The unicorn was last seen at Landchoo Park in NeverExistedPlace at Sunday Soonember 6th 1893. Rumor has it, if you smell a unicorn fart, you’ll turn into a fairy.
by AllPandasLoveMe June 17, 2019
Something you will never see
It has a magicial horn what let’s it fly and gain powers
Taller than you would expect
People describe people as it if they are wierd
It has a magicial horn what let’s it fly and gain powers
Taller than you would expect
People describe people as it if they are wierd
You are such a unicorn
Your a unicorn
No you
No you
Ok I am a unicorn
(All of this conversation was from one person see that’s a unicorn in one way the other is a magical creature
Your a unicorn
No you
No you
Ok I am a unicorn
(All of this conversation was from one person see that’s a unicorn in one way the other is a magical creature
by Trushbetold October 31, 2018
A single bisexual female who has intimate relations with couples in the swinger community. Some unicorns are only around for hot one night stands. Some unicorns form long term relationships with the couple(s) they become involved with. This kind of woman is indeed rare, so rare some say they've never met one.
We're really hoping to finally catch a unicorn at the swinger's club tonight.
We keep a unicorn around to spice up our marriage.
Hey babe, want to see if our unicorn wants to join in this Friday?
We keep a unicorn around to spice up our marriage.
Hey babe, want to see if our unicorn wants to join in this Friday?
by CharCharLottie October 3, 2018
A woman who gives you sex so amazing you speak in tongues and forget what planet you live on. The average adult male will only come across 2 to 3 unicorns in his lifetime. It is highly suggested you grab the horn tight and don't let go!
Lauren fucked me so good last night I forgot how to speak English for 3 hours. She is most definitely a unicorn.
by DC42182 December 5, 2013
An acquaintance that you, yet not your friends, desire although you know little to nothing about him/her. The mythical and enigmatic reference pertains to your unfamiliarity with your person of desire and the reason for the attraction in the first place.
by ISeeBoredPeople December 4, 2008
As rare a real unicorn is. This fascinating sexual experience is when a female giving you fellatio starts to migrate south to your butthole. As she tosses your salad she begins to jerk your member. At this specific moment, she resembles a unicorn polishing her horn (your penis). Yes, it is as magnificent, rare, and pleasurable as it sounds. I would recommend that if any of my fellow alpha males find a women that expresses her love of the unicorn that you wife her IMMEDIATELY. Enjoy!
While the fugazi started to give me head, she went down, started eating my ass and jerking me off and the same damn time. I unicorned that bitch bro!
Female: Hey baby! Make me into a unicorn!
Female: Hey baby! Make me into a unicorn!
by Tugey November 25, 2013
by Zack Green October 29, 2004