The upper class of the equestrian world. Because of their magical powers and sociopathic tendencies, they are typically land owners, government officials, and general rich, pompous douche bags. They often look down on and exploit the other species- most especially the ponies. Because of their arrogant, self centered nature, and frequent impotence on the part of the male, they have a high divorce rate and combined with the likelihood of being hunted down by goblins for their magical horn, consequently low population- much to the relief of the other species.
That unicorn paid the police to evict all the ponies from their land. I hope he's hunted down by goblins.
by BS234 March 20, 2015
A unicorn is an individual that has all of the ideals and qualities that you are looking for in another human. Like the mystical horned creature, you may never see one of these in person, only in dreams.
by Native_Enimga December 7, 2009
Unicorns are kept In hair dye factories to make exotic colors such as vivid or non purples, blues, and pinks. The hair dye is used from the unicorns blood... if you have ever wandered why you never see unicorns or people think they don't exist, there is only one possible reason the hair dye companies keep them held hostage in their factories to make unlimited supplies of hair dye.
by AshleNicole August 8, 2016
A girl who is so beautiful that she attains mythical status and is impossibly far out of anyone's league.
by Three Thirty Three September 23, 2010
The first guy or girl you ever loved, the one that still pops into your head from time to time
Also known as "the one that got away"
That person you call crying when you're drunk because you "miss them so much"
Also known as "the one that got away"
That person you call crying when you're drunk because you "miss them so much"
"Is it bad that I just stalked through every single one of my unicorn's pictures on facebook?"
*Makes something to eat* "My unicorn used to eat..."
*Makes something to eat* "My unicorn used to eat..."
by Annersia October 25, 2012
The male version of 'cougar.' An older gay or bisexual man hitting on a younger man. They are called unicorns because they are horny and pretty.
I was watching the game at a bar, and this hottie hot, clearly in his late 40s, came and started hitting on me. Such a unicorn! rhino manther cougar
by MikeByson January 11, 2015
by voguegirl4 May 8, 2008