Undate

What looks like a date from outward appearances, but takes place with no romantic intent. Neither party gives anything away in terms of physical or emotional binding. Used as a fact finding mission to determine if two people are interested in starting a relationship without the complications that often go hand-in-hand with a date.

Man: This undate was really fun. Should I kiss her goodnight? Oh, right, this was an undate! I don't have to worry about it.

Undate by Loquacious42 March 2, 2014

undate

1. the opposite of a date 2. specifically planning a date and time to annoy someone 3. Planning to go out and piss off a girl when you know she is pmsing

I found out when the girl will be pmsing so we will go on an undate to a crappy place and ill see how mad she gets

undate by tim johnss April 13, 2010

undate

When two people go out on what seems like a date, but one or both of them aren't really interested in the other person as a potential boyfriend or girlfriend.

guy: Hey, you want to get some dinner?

girl: Sure! Umm, is this a date?

guy: It may look like one, but no, I'm not interested in you at all.

girl: Oh good, we can undate each other until we find real dates.

undate by bambolii October 14, 2012

Undate

The attempt of re-friending someone that you used to date right after the breakup.

A: Hey, I miss your company. Why don't you come out for a movie or some drinks?
B: I'm sorry but I don't undate people. It feels too awkward to me.

Undate by m_kid February 22, 2013

update spamming 

When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.

Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.

update spamming by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017

Updated Autopsy Report 

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report

Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

Updated Autopsy Report by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020

Ass Update 

When a person looks more thicc than the last time you saw them.

Ethan: “Ayo, bruh. Did you see Stacey’s new profile pic? She got hella thicc over the summer!

Steven: I know! She got that ass update.

Ass Update by ClutchHandle34+35 July 13, 2021