uncuffable 

Someone that can't get into a relationship.

She is uncuffable, always homie hopping.

uncuffable by Godschild301 October 14, 2016

Uneffable 

Someone who is so indescribably unattractive that it is impossible to fuck them.

"I've thought about it dude, but she isn't just ugly, she's mean. Totally uneffable."

Uneffable by Matty B Good May 19, 2009

Uncuckable 

Blind people.

Sharon tried to fuck her boyfriends best friend in from him but since Phillip is blind he is uncuckable.

Uncuckable by BallsMahoney75 February 27, 2019

uncumable 

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.

"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"

uncumable by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

Uncummable

When you're trying to make someone cum and you're doing everything that you can and using every trick in the book and they just can't/won't cum

I went down on a chick for two fucking hours and she just didn't cum.

She's "Uncummable"

Uncummable by Trucky Pup January 28, 2017

unturfable 

not to be fucked with.

impossible to touch.

gangster that is not easily taken out of the game.

That nigga and his crew are unturfable.

unturfable by B.JO! October 9, 2020

uncureables 

A sexually transmitted disease that has no cure. usually herpes.

I heard Phil has been hammering Kirsten. And I heard she has a case of the uncureables.

uncureables by RigginMan91 August 18, 2007