Uncle Ned 

Cockney slang for head.

Where's your Uncle Ned?

Uncle Ned by xilax August 20, 2010

Uncle Ned 

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.

This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.

Uncle Ned by Uncle Ned March 27, 2024

Uncle Neddy 

Pervert. Someone who enjoys touching small children inappropriately. A code word two friends use to talk about pedophiles and disgusting child touchers when they are in public as to be conspicuous.

"Ewww... see that old guy holding that little girl--- He is totally an Uncle Neddy!"

"Don't let him near your child! I hear he is an Uncle Neddy!"

Uncle Neddy by JazzyPants May 3, 2012