Uncle bob

When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up

Guy 1: What the hell is an Uncle Bob? Guy 2: It's when you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up slash puke it up

by Shaven Wa January 04, 2011

Uncle Bob

The alias given to the T-800 Terminator by John Connor in Terminator 2.

T-800 Terminator - "Uncle Bob?" John Connor - *shrugs*

by lordfubar August 06, 2009

Uncle Bob

A term created by wedding photographers to describe a guest at a wedding with a SLR camera with big lenses and a flash gun. Uncle Bob has little understanding of his own equipment which is often better than the official photographer and likes to get in the way of the wedding photographer spoiling and directing shots.

There was a total uncle bob at last nights wedding asking me how many megapixels my camera had and he was constantly getting in my way!

by joseph84 January 04, 2010

Uncle Bob

Term that snobby “pro photographers” use to whine about anyone else who takes photos at a wedding or other event. These “pro photogs” are often under the impression that relatives of a wedding couple cannot possibly have any sort of enlightened photography experience or talent, and that they are the only ones who have talent. Sour grapes often seem to be at play, with the “pro photog” gloating about how they get “better shots” even though the “Uncle Bobs have better gear.”

“That Uncle Bob has superior equipment, but cannot possibly have any talent in photography because no one else on this planet can use a camera besides me”

by newbu September 15, 2018

Uncle Bob

Euphemism for "smoking pot" or marijuana in general. Originates from the hippie subculture of the 1960's.

"Where'd you disappear to?" "Oh, I had to go have a chat with Uncle Bob."

by Bobby Whispers March 23, 2010

Uncle Bob

Referring to Bob Marley. Its another term for smoking pot while family is present. When your family asks where you are, you should reply casually "I was with Uncle Bob!"

Oh, I was hanging with Uncle Bob!

by BobisNOTmyHomeboy.LOLJK June 21, 2010

The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob! Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

by #BVBoi August 15, 2023