by Queen Andie February 25, 2005
by Centrecomm guy June 16, 2008
by Centrecomm guy June 16, 2008
by Steven A Sayegh November 16, 2006
When you stick your hard dick through a woven lawn chair and someone reaches under there and gives you a serious handjob.
Last night I was naked on the porch with my hard dick through the bottom of the lawn chair when Tina came out and gave me a serious fuckin porch udder.
by Yoz D September 6, 2010
The gland in which one secretes "sexy." Usually can be found in the traveling erogenous zone known as the G-spot.
"I managed to collect a bit of sexiness from her udder of sexy and used it to my advantage! I shall market it and make millions!"
by NPZR January 26, 2009
Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.
Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.
Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.
Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.
Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.
Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.
by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013