Udderaids

A form aids contracted from drinking the milk of a person with pierced nipples.

Steve: You drank from her pierced nipples?

Clint: Yeah, I did.

Steve: Woah, dude, you’ve totally got udderaids now. Keep away from me!

by yaidid September 29, 2018

Udderfists

Unusually large hands

“Man, my face hurts! He broke my nose, my cheek, my jaw and knocked out four of my teeth! All I did was tell him his shirt looked like a woman’s blouse and he unloaded a barrage of punches with those flippin’ great udderfists of his! My face must look like an intestine!”

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019