utility belt

The act wherein a man tucks his erect penis behind the waistband of his pants in order to conceal it from onlookers.

Bob popped a boner in math class talking to Susie so he pulled a utility belt and tucked it when she wasn't looking.

by s_h August 24, 2011

Joe Rogan Utility Belt

Fanny pack

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

by JoshuaKevinPerry October 11, 2012

utility belt

10 x pills

Yo we are going to party tonight I need a utility belt

by Turkey shooter May 29, 2024