Dear 'People Who Have Already Written A Definition For Urquhart'
Urquhart does NOT have anything to do with:
a) Jerking Off
b) Describing Something in a Negative Way
or
c) Touching Someone Inappropriately
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Urquhart is actually a Scottish surname, given to those of Scottish heritage - given that they or their ancestors are/were part of the Urquhart Clan. Urquhart is also the name of a castle in Scotland, named Urquhart Castle, located by the Loch Ness.

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Urquhart: a clan, or a castle.
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To jizz and laugh at the same time into someone's sock or socks that they are actually wearing.
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Adjective. Used to describe the telling of a terrible story. One that does not need telling and does not improve the general conversation being had.
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A cunt.

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