UMPA

when your crying like a bitch cause your significant other left you.

Your umpa

by thefaxxxxxxxs October 28, 2019

umpa

a person who is your best friend.
originally a combination of grandma and uncle... tranlsated into a friendly nickname.
can be abbreviated to ump

hey umpa
i love ump
ump face
umpaaaaa

by mary & emma January 27, 2006

umpa

a very short jersey girl, Uses the terms yous and aaass. says girl all the time. Name Ashley.

Umpa was talking to me the other day and said, "Hey girl, can yous believe what Willy gave us? Girl! I never had so much candy before!"

by Willy Wonka The Owner January 06, 2008

umpa

A short & fat male marine who is extremly bossy. He has no friends and owns a H3 lifted truck.

Watch the umpa jump out of the H3 truck!

by umpa haters August 18, 2009

umpa

Ceremonial expression used to express joy, in any occasion.

John: Here. i bought you some dip and dots.
Fred: Umpa!

by Davby April 08, 2007

Umpa

To Hunp Excessively

Your Bitch Loved It When I Umpa her

by BoBo Bongo April 05, 2017

Umpa-Lumpia

A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.

I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia

by gatterband January 20, 2009