U.S.H.E.R

Unprotected
Sex
Has

Enormous
Repercussions

Fboi# 1: Yo, I just saw a bad one with a real fatty. Can't wait to take her home.
Chill friend: Hold on, are you talking about Jerika over there?
Fboi#1: Yeah bro!
Chill friend: Make sure you wrap it up. Jerika has had some...STDs.
Fboi#1: Word, bruh. Good looking out. I never would have thought about using protection.
Chill friend: No problem brother. Just remember, U.S.H.E.R!
Fboi #1: ???
Chill friend: Unprotected sex has enormous repercussions!
Fboi #2: Yo, thanks Chill Friend. You're wise, you're practically a genius.

by angryangelsandsuch August 22, 2017

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others

Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

by YEETMCEET April 21, 2020

H.U.S.T.L.E.R

Acronym for Haulin' Up Stuff Through Lewd, Enjoyable Rowdiness.

Explains what a H.U.S.T.L.E.R is really about.

by TenInchPlaya November 17, 2006

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

B e e s e c h u r g e r

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.

Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

by RetardedPotato420 January 5, 2020

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ?

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.

Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!

Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens

by jake paul is a h e c c er February 9, 2021