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Crotch Typer

Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.
Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!
Crotch Typer by martijaz April 17, 2010
Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher.
Person 1:Who are you?
Topher: Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher
Topher by Loopy<3 January 5, 2023

Hunt and Peck Typer 

Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.
"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---

Topherism 

Anything that is poetic in nature dealing specifically with the weather
Girl, that was a sweet topherism you had last night while describing those cumulo-nimbus clouds.

Students please find the symbolism in this topherism.
Topherism by Dr. James Kurger September 29, 2007

typperish 

The typing equivalent of gibberish when one or both hands are off a key or more during typing, resulting in complete nonsensical typing and undecipherable typos. Example, Rgabja for "Thanks."
I was typing so fast I didn't even notice I'd slipped into typperish.
typperish by stimply July 13, 2011

typerventilating 

sending messages through instant messaging in a rapidly sequential intervals.
I could barely follow the conversation; she was typerventilating like a madwoman!
typerventilating by ExaRox February 9, 2009
Word of the Day on November 12, 2012