Twinkie Nazi

One who is overly protective of their foods, especially Twinkies, hence the name.

Keith: Hey, can I have a Twinkie or some Fruit Loops?
airsoft guy: Fuck off, no Twinkie for you! And get the fuck out of my house!
Keith: Dude, you're a Twinkie Nazi.

by airsoft guy July 7, 2004