A piece of twine worn around one's wrist (usually the wrist of the hand they masturbate with) until said person looses their virginity. Anyone who knows about burdon twines must wear one if they are a virgin. They are, for the most part, a secret spread only by word-of-mouth.
Guy1: Hey, nice burdon twine, loser.
Guy2: Psshh, if you know about them, where's yours? I know you've done nothing.
Guy1: Not anymore, just ask your mom!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).