twelfth night

A play by William Shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. It contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. Best thing ever.

"If music be the food of love, play on!" - Twelfth night, I.i

twelfth night by Romanshoes September 8, 2007

Twelfth Night

The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.

Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*

Twelfth Night by TCC - 2011 February 22, 2011

Twelfth night

One of Shakespeare's plays. Twins get in a shipwreck and the girl lands in illriya, she dresses like a man and works for the duke. He is very melancholy because he loves Olivia but she doesn't love him. The duke sends viloa to go to her and Olivia falls in love with her/him. (There is also a stick up puritan, a housemaid, a drunk fat man, a weird tall man and a jester) This casuses a love triangle between the duke, viola and Olivia. The play goes on and viloas twin comes back and Olivia thinks it's viola and gets married to her twin and viola reveals she is a girl and Marries the duke

Everything ends

"If food be the fool of love, play on"
-the duke, twelfth night

Twelfth night by The real lapis lazuli June 29, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012