Tweezer

A Tweeker that is actually old and doesn't just look that way.

That tweezer has been up for 75 years.

by darcolus January 11, 2009

tweezer

An older, gay crystal meth user.
Tweaker + Geezer = Tweezer

"Experience should tell that tweezer he should know better."

by BobbyPeru March 25, 2006

tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 7, 2008

sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.

my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i like to make fun of him for that reason.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2014

Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

by Heliolater July 1, 2010

Penis Tweezers

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus

Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

by mental patience August 15, 2008

tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018