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twat tease 

1. a girl or guy who is flirtatious with a girl, but isn't interested in sex or a relationship and just wants to "be friends"

2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved

3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women
Ben: Wow, she was all over you at dinner last night. Did you hook up?
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.

Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.

Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...
twat tease by ohthis May 1, 2010

Twat Tease 

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble] too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
Twat Tease by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017

Twat Teaser 

A girl that leads a guy on to believing they want to be more than just friends, or progress into a relationship, and or one night stand.
That bitch lead me on so rank, she's such a twat teaser! Now she's banging that prick.
Twat Teaser by DarrenS December 9, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026