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schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"
schmang twang bang by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"
schmang twang bang by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

twang and bang 

The action of taking her bra and/or panties and using that to fashion a crude cross bow, then the male puts his dick into the makeshift cross bow and shoots into the vagina.
I didn't get any deer from the hunt, so I decided to "Twang and Bang" my Girlfriend.
twang and bang by cajiky October 22, 2014

Twang Tang Bang 

When a girl is blowing you and and the last second pinches the head of your dick you so can't cum.
That girl was blowing me so good until she did that twang tang bang shit and i couldn't nut.

I hope this isn't one of those twang tang bang girls and she actually lets me finish.

This is definitely one of those twang tang bang followed by anal girls. I am in for a trip tonight.

I'd much rather jerk off than get a twang tang bang.
Twang Tang Bang by Raw Radio November 22, 2010

Tang Bang 

Legend has it, the sweet juice of the tang was molested and palled by the infamous late M.Rick Romero in plastic jugs which once housed the life juice, and replaced by gallons of Vodka and other mixtures. Used for the purpose of a cognac, The Tang Bang, as if will be referred to here on out, was primarily used in the Salt River, located near Phoenix, Arizona. As time grows and people spread apart, it has been seen located in parts of Los Angeles and Las Vegas, although currently mainly housed in the great south west party destinations. Although the exact recipe would never be revealed outside the core group, the pictures it produces apparently have . . . .
"We're going down to the Salt River, so make sure you bring some Tang Bang"

"Damn, I would have never done half that shit if it wasn't for that stupid Tang Bang."

whammy tang bang 

bong rip + shot of alcohol + smoke release = whammy!
Hey man, load a snapper, we're doing whammy tang bangs.