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PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder 

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.
Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?
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Tudor's Biscuit world 

A fast food restaurant based in West Virginia that makes mostly breakfast foods. Most locations are connected with another West Virginian based restaurant known as "Gino's pizza and spaghetti house"
someone: What do you want from Tudor's Biscuit world?

Me: Everything.

Cincinnati Tutor Shooter 

When after intercourse someone takes a shot out of a used condom.
Dude, you won't believe it. That girl was such a Cincinnati Bengal we talked her into taking a Cincinnati Tutor Shooter.

Tudor's girlfriend 

The most amazing human being ever existing in this world.
Her presence lights up the entire space and her eyes are unique.
Her hugs take your problems away. She is smart, intelligent and a loving person.
It is a privilege to have her in your life.
Look man, she is too amazing to be true. She must be Tudor's girlfriend, man.
Tudor's girlfriend by 05102021 July 22, 2022

Runner's Tumor 

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!
Runner's Tumor by breadakita December 21, 2020

it's not a tumor 

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.
"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

tator salad

ron white's from the blue collar comedy tours fake alias
they call me tator salad- ron white