turves green boy’s school

Full or fucking awful DEAD teachers like Mr Ellis and Mr Harris also school is just dead 💀

Turves green boy’s school is a shit hole

by Mr Harris January 17, 2019

Turves Green Girl’s School

A shitty school in a shitty area full of shitty pupils with Shitty teachers. Also, a girl in year ten shit on the toilet floor xx (No wonder it always stinks like fishy blood and poo).

“Turves Green Girl’s school is full of emo slags” said jezza #1. Jezza #2 replied back with “true innit I’d rather go to colmers and fiddle with year sevens than go there”

by Mr Neil Jones October 18, 2019

Turv

A man with is big dick and has a big ego

That dude is a turv.

by urbanlord_banned November 15, 2020

Turve

A measurement of time that represents 6 hours. One day consists of four turves.

Good morning, if possible, please meet me at the cafe in about a turve from now.

by time enjoyer August 10, 2025